One morning in Skylands, Stealth Elf was waking in up in the bedroom of her treehouse and stretched
Stealth Elf: what another fantastic morning!
She said as she got out of bed, took off her pajamas, and got into her regular clothes
Stealth Elf: *sees a notification on her phone* what's this?
She then picks up her phone and sees a commercial of a food called "Magma Burritos;" they were created by a girl named Yoko Emerald and were made to give females tons of gas that'll last for minutes and even hours, it'll even give females the atomic runs
Stealth Elf: hmmmmmmm, well I saw some of my eating them so why not give it a try?
She said as she ran out of her house, hopped into her Stealth Stinger and flew off to find a restaurant that serves Magma Burritos; about 15 minutes later she found a Magma Burrito stand near the Golden Arcade and decided to land near there
Stealth Elf: *gets out of the vehicle and sees no line for the stand* perfect! *sees Tessa working in the stand*
Tessa: oh hi Stealth Elf! Come to try the new Magma Burritos too?
Stealth Elf: yeah I'll take 15~
Tessa: okay, just remember these burritos will make the true meaning of your catchphrase come true *winks* anyways that'll be $19.99!
Stealth Elf: *gives her 10 diamonds*
Tessa: *gives her 15 Magma Burritos* enjoy Elfie!
Stealth Elf: thanks~ *grabs the bag, hops back into her vehicle and flies off again*
Later that day she lands in a palm tree forest and settles near a tree as she opened the bag and took a bite out of one of the burritos
Stealth Elf: wow who knew this stuff tastes so good!! *continues eating*
20 minutes later she finished all of them and some parts of her body got bigger including her breasts and butt, so you can say she almost became an hour glass figure
Stealth Elf: *her stomach rumbled* whoa I think Tessa was right, my stomach is rumbling like crazy!
She said before letting out a loud fart
Stealth Elf: *blushed* man that stinks so much, but it felt....relaxing~
Then Flameslinger was stalking Stealth and like he usually does
Flameslinger: hey Elfie having stomach problems? Maybe I can help you-
He said before Stealth Elf grabbed him and sat on his face
Stealth Elf: this is what you're about to get for stalking me!
She said as she ripped a SBD fart
Flameslinger: *coughs* please stop I'm sorry I'M SORRY!
Stealth Elf: oh you want more huh! I'll give you more!
She said before getting completely naked and placing her butt back on Flameslinger, but this time she was nude and ready
Stealth Elf: let's stink it *begins ripping multiple huge farts on Flameslinger while humming while music began playing in the background
Flameslinger: *coughs* I can't *cough* breathe!!!!
I'm American made, Burp-Blast and Cheese
My momma taught me boobs from butts...I was born in the south, Sometimes I have a big butt When I see that I like to fart, I gotta say it *Farts a rhythm* I been eating this food...For a mightly long time, Payin' no mind to the growls...Well this tummy's changed, I'm gonna fumigate, boomin' big farts from my behind...Go down, I'm gonna poop, Don't bother screamin' It's a stinky ass-blast...Look out, babe you got your gas-mask on Everybody's lookin' for a way To get real gassy...real gassy...Real Gassy...There's a new elf in town...She's got high undead friends...Thinks she's gonna change history...You think you know her so well, yeah you think she's so swell...But she's just perpetuatin' bustin' potties...Come on now....Go down, I'm gonna poop, Don't bother screamin' It's a stinky ass-blast...Look out, babe you got your gasmask on Everybody's lookin' for a way To get real gassy...Real gassy...Real gassy...Real gassy; Well, you can say what you want, but you can't say it 'round here, 'cause they'll catch you and give you a munchin'...Well I believe I was right when I said you were wrong you didn't like the sound of that, Now did ya? Go down, I'm gonna poop, Don't bother screamin' It's a stinky ass-blast...Look out, babe you got your gas-mask on...Everybody's lookin' for a way to get real gassy
Well here I come, And I'm so not scared Got my food in my belly, Got my butt in the air...Well look out, take your gas-mask off Everybody's lookin' for a way...To get real gassy, real gassy...Real Gassy....Real Gassy...Real Gassy
*unleashes a huge wave of farts to make Flameslinger pass out, as she did she also pooped a little on him*
Stealth Elf: I think I’m going to love being gassy sexy *her stomach rumbles again* now to continue the dump
She said as she continued taking a huge dump on Flameslinger while letting out the rest of her gas for the rest of the afternoon
Stealth Elf: and that’s how I became so gassy!